Everybody stop saying Iceland never gave us anything… because, now they have given us the ultimate Hawaii business idea – restaurants on lava-beds.

Why some enterprising Hawaiians haven’t come up with this on their own – I don’t know. Waves too good maybe?

Why Hawaiian Lava Restaurants will work:

1. Cheap land.

2. No heating costs.

3. Diners, staff – fart at will because it’s all covered up by the sulpher smell of the volcano. Be yourself! Can be the name of the restaurant chain.

4. Everybody is tired of the same ol’ same ol’. If you told people back in Kansas that during your Hawaiian vacation you ate volcano baked Hawaiian lobster… you’re in a class all your own.

5. People are, generally, crazy – and they will visit your restaurant in droves.

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